It was one of
those hot, sultry days in mid-August. The air was so humid
each
breath felt like a warm drink of water. Suddenly, a piercing
scream interrupted the buzz of the fly that I felt too tired to swat.
Mopping the
sweat off my brow, and with a deep sigh, I managed to maneuver my eight
and a half month pregnant, tank like frame out of the chair and
negotiate down the hallway. Mummy! Mummy!
The two year
old had just flushed his "Sponge Bob Square Pants" action figure down
the toilet. Rather than regurgitating the plastic figure, the
porcelain monster was spewing forth like Old Faithful. If
something wasn't done soon, our neighbourhood would be offering beach
front property in the middle of the desert!
Where was my
hero? Where was that knight in shining armour who promised to
love, honour, cherish and repair all things broken 'til death do us
part?
He's where
any other red-blooded man was on a Sunday afternoon in the summer. .
.braving the wilds 50 miles away on some stupid boat trying to catch a
stupid fish!
Hi Ladies,
Can you
relate? Maybe you've "been there and done that?"
Whether
it's painting or plumbing chances are you've had a similar experience.
If your "honey
do" list is longer than a jumbo sized roll of toilet paper, you need
help. If you wait for Prince Charming your kids will be in
college before he gets "a
round tuit."
Never again do
you need to be intimidated by a power tool.
Never again do
you need to ask which end of a screw driver does the job.
Never again do
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national debt!
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the process.
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How to clear a blocked shower head
How to use a power drill
How to unclog a sprinkler system
How to load a staple gun
How to replace a light switch
How to use a wrench
How to fix a toilet leak
How to repair a table or chair
How to caulk a bathtub
How to fix a sticky drawer
and so much more
You CAN do this. I
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And maybe. . .just maybe. . .Prince
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